Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Give and Take (Graphic)

I want to know what makes guys think that they are so deserving of blowjobs. First of all, why is it that the minute we get our period they think that they are entitled to head? Yes, Huni, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking. I have cramps, a headache, I'm bleeding like a river and I'm crying over the stupid Hallmark commercial. What would definitely make me feel better is putting your penis in my mouth!

My other problem with giving head is that if you finish, you're finished. Umm....what about me? You think it's ok to roll over and go to sleep now? Just once I would love to do that. All of us girls should try it. After he goes down on you, get up, pull down your skirt and say "Thanks! That was great!" Then go get a popsicle and say how delicious it is. Let me know what happens.

Now I'm not saying I don't want to or like to give a little oral pleasure to my man. I do, and I do. This is just my little bitchfest about the expectations of it. A little give and take is much appreciated!

So long for now....

StillCoolMom